Toby Keith Shitty Golfer music video full of scenes that any golfer can relate with. The video is packed full of hooks, slices and frustrated golfers with all of the antics that come along with bad golf. The track is from Keith’s recent album Bus Songs. The album title is named for the various offbeat songs Toby has written and recorded late at night while relaxing on his tour bus. He has featured some of these songs on prior albums, including 2003’s Shock’n Y’all and 2005’s Bullets in the Gun. Watch the music video and check out the album details and lyrics to this funny song below.
Shitty Golfer Music Video
Shitty Golfer Lyrics
I’m a shitty golfer, you can ask my wife
I’ve been out there hackin’ every day of my life
I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters
And new taylormade driver didn’t make me any better
Man, I hit ’em fat and I hit ’em thin
I roll ’em in the bunker’s man, I hit ’em again
Slice ’em in the bushes, crank ’em in a creek
I popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street
Yeah, I’m 245 right down the middle
And I’ll miss the green, to the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
If you call that good, and let me press on the side
You can put me down for a five
Hey, I’m a shitty golfer, most of us are
But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars
What else you gonna do when you’re out of town
And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round
Man, I played Augusta, and I played Pebble Beach
And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83
If I live long enough to be 88
I think I’ll celebrate it by shooting my age
Yeah, I’m 245 right down the middle
And I’ll miss the green, to the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
If you call that good, and let me press on the side
You can put me down for a five, oh yeah
You can put me down for a five
The Bus Songs album features 12 tracks, including seven new songs and live versions of “Weed With Willie” and “Get Out of My Car.” The new songs include “The Size I Wear,” “Rum Is the Reason” and “Shitty Golfer.”
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