Mike Fisher Shares “Before He Cheats” Parody— “Before She Bleats”

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Mike Fisher's "Before She Bleats" perfectly parodies wife Carrie Underwood's 2005 hit "Before He Cheats"! Check out the new hunting season theme song here!

Country music superstar Carrie Underwood‘s husband Mike Fisher has a healthy sense of humor and really enjoys hunting. Both of these facts are clearly displayed as Mike turned his wife’s song “Before He Cheats” into a hunting-themed tune called “Before She Bleats.”

Check out the retired NHL hockey star’s parody via the Catchin’ Deers Facebook page below!

Mike was really feeling these lyrics and didn’t hold back when it came to trying to hit the difficult notes. Who knew watching a former professional athlete belt out a song about hunting during rut would be so entertaining?

“I’d like to thank all the people that helped make this dream come true. It’s been a long time coming but excited to share my heart and soul through this song. Hope you guys enjoy😂 😂😂,” Fisher shared via his Instagram account.

So far, Carrie hasn’t provided a public reaction to her husband’s re-imagining of her 2005 hit song. Now Mike’s Instagram post from early October totally makes sense…

While his vocal execution needs some help, the parody lyrics are well-written. And whomever provided the ‘bleats’ was on point. Share Mike’s humorous hunting theme song with others heading out into the woods! 

For comparison purposes, check out Carrie Underwood’s official “Before He Cheats” music video below!

“Before He Cheats” Lyrics 

Right now, he’s probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she’s probably getting frisky
Right now, he’s probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
‘Cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Right now, he’s probably up behind her
With a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don’t know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Right now, she’s probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk”
And he’s a-thinking that he’s gonna get lucky
Right now, he’s probably
Dabbing on three dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don’t know
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
‘Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
No, not on me
‘Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh

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